Morose Stanley was promised, given his lifetime of faithful service, that the pirate flag would be named after him. In the end, though, it was named after his more popular (and happier) shipmate Roger.

This is old man Thom. Once possessing the keenest pair of eyes on the seven seas, old Thom is no longer sure if he’s on deck or in his cabin.

Don’t anger One Shoe McGurk. He’s a tad bit unpredictable.

Here’s faithful lookout Scurvy Morgan scanning the horizon for land or possibly a mermaid. He’s never found a mermaid, but he’s never given up hope.

Happy Good Friday, one a all! I’ll see you back here on Monday.

This is Skinny Johnson, Captain of the Silver Banshee. As you can tell, Capt. Johnson’s nickname was chosen many, many years ago.