Here’s One-Eyed Joe at the annual Pirate Convention. He just loves the chance to unwind with his other pirate friends and learns about new advances in the pirate industry. He also really likes the free samples he gets (like the nifty wooden sword and t-shirt).
This is Boris Ferband, Second mate aboard the dreaded SS Sea Guppy. He hasn’t relaxed his fists in 30 years.
This is Phil. He’s not the best with the sword, and he’s never found buried treasure, but he’s really good at peeling potatoes. And that makes him a handy guy to keep around.
Who says all pirates are men? This is Ruth “less” Hendersen– toughest pirate in the South Sea.
Cap’n Billy is the cutest thing on the seven seas. When he’s not busy pillaging and stealing, Billy models for trading cards and cereal boxes.
