The Watoonsky

The Watoonsky is a curiously long armed creature indigenous to central North America.  In it’s native habitat, the Watoonsky used it’s long arms to pick fruit from trees or grab fish from deep rivers.  The Watoonsky become a nuisance in urban areas, where it’s long arms allow it to steal burgers and fries from fast food drive-thru lanes and pies cooling on window sills.  This reporter reminds children, even thought the Watoonsky looks cute and cuddly, it is still a wild animal. If you see one, do not approach it to pet it. If it approaches you, give it your cheeseburger and step away slowly.