The South Slubian Buffalo 

Similar to it’s North American cousin, the South Slubian Buffalo is a large animal that travels in immense herds.  Unlike it’s North American cousin, the South Slubian Buffalo is blue with a few pink spots on it’s back. It also has three tails, which is two tails more than it’s North American cousin has.  And it has really cool horns, while it’s North American cousin only has short, boring horns.  Basically, the South Slubian Buffalo is a significantly better animal than it’s North American cousin.  So why does the North American Buffalo get to appear on currency (the Buffalo head nickel) and in songs (Oh, give me a home where the Buffalo roam….), not to mention it’s numerous appearances in movies and television (practically any Western ever made) while the South Slubian Buffalo languishes, mostly forgotten, with it’s only claim to fame one lousy blog post (this one)?  It’s unfair to the poor South Slubian Buffalo.

The following blog post was sponsored by the Society for South Slubian Buffalo Awareness.